Yes Tyra, whatever you say Tyra…
Salma Hayek showed up at Cannes wearing a leather mini dress and a Muppet. Never fear though because it looks like one of the lesser known Muppets, so I don’t think we need to call any authorities or foam stores about what to do next.
"Things Happen When You Wear ELEGANZA!"
Yes, ladies flock from miles around to swoon over you and your sexy, sexy platform shoes.
“Hey baby you know what really turns me on? When the lower half of your body looks like a spiky tropical fruit. Mmmhhhhmmm.”